Hey, who has two thumbs and takes a United States steamer on the chests of 58 million people?
Ok, so I have used that one before, big whoop. Wanna fight about it? But seriously, how about we don’t nominate a guy to head a party who despises virtually everyone in said party? See, it sounded rather simple in my head too.
Today, Obama signed an order to close the eeeeeeveeeelllll Gitmo. Yep. No more loud Metallica or Christina Aguilera being played. No more uncomfortable temperatures, whether it be hot or cold. Nope. Nothing but nice, soft warm blankets and hot soup for our terrorist inmates. Ahhhh, the utopia! All we need now is a unicorn that shits skittles:
The message that we are sending around the world is that the United States intends to prosecute the ongoing struggle against violence and terrorism and we are going to do so vigilantly, We are going to do so effectively and we are going to do so in a manner that is consistent with our values and our ideals.
And, he’s gonna get right on that folks, but no later than a year from now. How magnanimous.
But before the ink was dry on the paper, Maverick and his gimp lackey damn near stepped on women and children to be one of the first to shed praise on the event. You know what you get when you run the most liberal Republican? Exactly…

