So, it has been a while since my last post.  The past couple of weeks have been tough.  I was sick, and then the wife got sick.  And she was sick for almost two weeks, so that basically made me a single dad during that period of time.  I believe my quota has been filled on SpongeBob Square Pants and video games.  Actually, I could probably squeeze more video games in.

Obviously I am behind on quite a few blog topics, so I will start off slow with a couple of good reads for you:

Here, Ann Coulter has a fantastic piece on how much of a douche bag Keith Olberman is.  Now, Ann has been getting some bad press on this but I think she is dead on.  For one, Olberman is a douche bag.

Second, Olbermann makes his money on picking the white out of the chicken shit with petty distinctions like where people attended college.  All the while, he is lying by telling you he went to a selective and prestigious school.  When it’s pointed out he actually did not attend a particularly selective or prestigious college, suddenly he wants to play the ”we’re all equals here” card.

Reason #1,237 why Keith Olberman is a complete douche bag.  Where was Keith’s spirit of equality when he was lobbing bombs at people who went to “Religious Lunatic University”?

The line Ann allegedly crossed was she bashed on someone who attended a lesser college.  This isn’t the case at all.  What she was doing is pointing out that Olberman is a fraud and a liar.  And it stings.

Of course, if you don’t want to take Chairman Ann’s word on what douche bag level Keith Olberman is on, well, you can read Olberman’s response to Ann.

Um, riiiiiight Keith.  That was exactly why I didn’t go to Princeton or Harvard or Brown–the cost.  Loser.

And if those two pieces weren’t enough to wet the palate, you can always check out my buddy zulubuff.  Not nearly as sexy as Ann, and not nearly as charming or ruggedly handsome as myself.  But a good fill-in to yours truly.