You have got to be kidding me.  Seriously.  You have got to be kidding me:

Russian dominates rainy race walk

Folks, I actually watched about five minutes of this crap.  I know, I know, about 4 minutes and 52 seconds too long.  But I gave it a chance.  However, after watching these people…ahem…”race walk” it reminded me of how you look when you are trying to hit the head after holding it for 8 hours……gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now…

Debbie Phelps has been her son’s (that is Michael Phelps for those in Rio Linda) biggest fan in Beijing, but we haven’t seen Michael’s father.  Well TheJotus has uncovered who his father really is:

Ha, ha, just kidding.  But this guy did. 

Please remind me why this is relevant?  Is there a section of the American public that has to know where this guy’s father is?  Can you introduce me to the tool bag sitting on his couch saying “yo honey, where is Michael’s father?” 

Apparently MIchael has had to deal with this issue since he was nine.  And until August 20, 2008 about 99% of the public has had no idea.  I am sure our 2008 Beijing olympics, 8 gold medal winner will enjoy his suppressed wound being ripped wide open.