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The Obvious Observation

Posted by TheJOTUS on August 19, 2008

I have come across a few observations on the differences between the liberal and conservative:

• Liberals are more self-centered than conservatives.
• Conservatives are more generous and charitable than liberals.
• Liberals are more envious and less hardworking than conservatives.
• Conservatives value truth more than liberals, and are less prone to cheating and lying.
• Liberals are more angry than conservatives.
• Conservatives are actually more knowledgeable than liberals.
• Liberals are more dissatisfied and unhappy than conservatives.

 But hey, don’t take my word for it.  Take Peter Schweizer’s exact words in his new book Makers and Takers.  And Pete has dug deep—through tax documents, scholarly data, primary opinion research surveys, private records and more.  

But seriously.  Conservatives such as Ronald Reagan have long argued that liberal policies promote social decay.  He kept a plaque on his Oval Office desk that read: “There is no limit to what a man can do, if he doesn’t care who gets the credit.”  Indeed Mr. Reagan, indeed.  

In this day and age the current liberal is not John F. Kennedy or Franklin D. Roosevelt.  It is Peter Pan, the mythical character who avoids responsibility, refuses to grow up, and is terribly self-absorbed.  The failure lies in modern liberal ideas, which harbor a self-centered “if it feels good do it” attitude that leads liberals to outsource their responsibilities to the government and focus instead on themselves.

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Olympic Update

Posted by TheJOTUS on August 19, 2008

Ok folks, just as I was giving the Olympics another chance, it goes and punches me right in the gut.  I admit, I had a slight change of heart after Michael Phelps and company completely roped me in– especially Phelps’ 7th medal race, WOW.  I started watching water polo, Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh, hell even gymnastics.

But it turns out it was all a sham.  Hogwash.  I was duped, hoodwinked and bamboozled.  Just as I started to change my opinion, I was quickly clubbed over the head, had smelling salts packed into my nose and brought back to earth.  Why you ask?  How??  I’ll tell you how:  The freaking trampoline.  Yeah you read that right, the trampoline.  You see the trampoline is an Olympic sport…ahem…event.  When I saw this I nearly fell out of my chair.

So apparently there is another backyard activity (see post below) the Olympics have made into an event.  We have badmitton and now, folks, the trampoline.  How about we make the slip-n-slide an event?  Extra points for staying on the mat the entire way down!!  Why not synchronized sprinkler dancing?  Horse shoes?  Washers?  Lawn darts? 

How about we make it a decathalon?  We could round it out with timed events in mashing hotdogs, potato salad and the first to slam 12 beers.  Dear Lord, I think I am the gold medal favorite going into 2012.  I shall represent you well Old Glory, I shall represent you well.

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