Ain’t this the truth………….
A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the jacket and tries to pull her inside. Her mother starts to scream for help. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion over the head with a brick.
Reeling from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl. The biker picks her up and takes her to her terrified mother, who showers him with thanks.
A New York Times reporter witnessed the entire event and says to the biker “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I have seen anyone do in my whole life.” He tells the biker this little event will not go unnoticed. After all he is a journalist with the New York Times and this will surely be an above the fold story.
And as the biker walked back to his ride, the reporter noticed a Bush sticker on the bike’s gas tank. True to the reporters word, the following morning the front page of The New York Times headline read:
“Republican Biker Gang Member Assaults African Immigrant, Then Steals His Lunch”
