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Impeach Bush

Posted by TheJOTUS on January 9, 2008

People on the left keep calling for Congress to bring Articles of Impeachment against the President.  The following is Part One of a satirical take on the hypocrisy of what is–the left.

I am wondering when the Republican Party—or the American people are going to finally have its fill with President George W. Bush.  When will Congress finally get a back bone and bring Articles of Impeachment against Bush.  The fact he is even walking free is beyond belief.  What short memories people have, after all, they forget that George W. Bush killed a woman.  Oh yes, he did.

It was many years ago. Bush and some other Republican men were partying with some young single women. Their wives were at home baking cookies while the men were consuming mass quantities of alcohol and going after other young women’s cookies.

After scoping out the goods at this little shindig, Bush took off late from the party to give a ride home to a woman named Mary Jo.  Of course, he was in no condition to drive.  But that didn’t stop Bush and his rock hard Viagra pill.  Well, you knew it would happen.  He drove off a bridge and landed upside down in about six feet of water.  But it’s ok boys and girls, Bush made it out of there.  Unfortunately, Mary Jo didn’t.

But what did Bush do?  Why what any upstanding boy would do, he fled the scene!  And then spent the next nine hours trying to cover up his crime.  Had he gotten help right away, Mary Jo just might have made it.  The really interesting part is that Mary Jo’s body had very little water in her lungs.  She didn’t drown, but actually suffocated when the air pocket, in which she was breathing, was depleted of oxygen.

Although his state required a certain minimum jail sentence for leaving the scene of a crime where there was an injury or in this case death, Bush’s sentence was suspended.

This saga was so typical of Bush.  He was a drunk.  He was kicked out of Harvard for cheating. At the time he drove off the bridge, he was driving with a suspended license.  He ended up paying off Mary Jo’s family so they would go away.  Yes, Bush got away with killing this poor young woman, and yet he still holds office.

What?  Wait a minute…………someone is interrupting me.  Are you kidding me??? It wasn’t George W. Bush who killed this girl, fled the scene, tried to cover it up, and paid off the family???  It was who?  Senator Ted Kennedy?  Huh, interesting.  Oh well, never mind.

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The Cigarette Gestapo

Posted by TheJOTUS on January 9, 2008

250px-zwei_zigaretten.jpgCigarette smoke is a nuisance to some people.  And there are people who allege health effects from secondhand smoke.  However, this retardedly huge study, which was conducted over 38 years suggests otherwise.  Basically it found no “causal relationship between exposure to [passive smoke] and tobacco-related mortality,” adding, however “a small effect” can’t be ruled out.  So basically, breathing your spouse’s bad breath for the same amount of time would probably have the same effect.   

But this isn’t the point I was going to make regarding today’s smoking regulations and the people who drive the cause–The Cigarette Gestapo or TCG.  It is a basic matter of respect for civil liberties and private property rights.   

My wife tells me all the time how she loves the recent bans on smoking in bar and restaurants around the KC Metro.  Lee’s Summit has had one for quite sometime.  Independence passed one as well and most recently, Kansas City, MO.  While I must admit, it is very nice walking into a bar and actually seeing the other side of it.  It is also nice walking out of one and not being reminded you were JUST in one.  But neither of these examples justifies the forced ban these cities are imposing. 

Even the most hate-filled antismoker probably wouldn’t demand laws outlawing smoking within one’s own home or SUV.  They might buy the argument that since homes and SUV’s are private property, an individual has the right to decide how these things will be used.  But that points to a real inconsistency of TCG who is supposedly concerned for health.  Cigarette smoke in a house produces secondhand smoke just as it does in an office, grocery store, airplane, in a boat, or on a float!  Therefore, if the health is truly the concern of TCG, then they ought to demand laws banning smoking even in private homes or private property. 

Now you might say “If I don’t like secondhand smoke then I don’t have to visit your house.”  And you would be dead balls on.  But TCG and their following of sheep better not make the same argument.  Otherwise the health argument becomes hypocritical and their agenda to outlaw tobacco becomes exposed. 

Just like a home, bars and restaurants are also private property.  The owner has a right, in our free society, to decide whether smoking is allowed.  They are only responsible to inform the customers such as a sign reading Smoking Allowed or Smoking Prohibited.  Then the people can decide accordingly. 

I know people are going to say “But I am a nonsmoker.  If there were no laws against smoking, I would have no choice.”  This is a ridiculous argument.  There are roughly 40 million smokers, leaving well over 200 million American nonsmokers.  To tell me that businesses—any business—have no interest in catering to these 200 plus million is ignorant to say the least.   

Business executives are spineless in many respects.  Bar and restaurant owners fear the power of TCG, but they also fear losing smoking customers to their competition if they individually banned smoking in their own establishments.  There really can’t be a “Gentlemen’s agreement” to ban smoking within their industry.  These never last, trust me.  So they go and seek or cow-tow to local government regulations. 

Liberty minded people should find all of this scary.  Because smoking is viewed as a disgusting habit, it is ok to ban.  The future is always an easy thing to say something won’t happen because is hasn’t happened yet.  I should remind you it was decent, well-meaning Germans who helped create an all powerful government but instead were building the “Trojan Horse” for Hitler.  At the time, that wasn’t the future.  But it DID happen.

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